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Reminds me of that Friends episode: “I WANNA QUIT THE GYM.”

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Lol. Served cold. Love it!!!

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LOL "you can note in my file—which I assume is digital and allows you to cancel my membership with the click of a button" - pain!

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As someone who isn't American - what if you don't cancel it and just don't show up? I assume you can't cancel it because that have you credit card on file? Is there no way for you to revoke credit card permission from them without going through this hassle?

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Oh god. This brings back memories of not being able to cancel a gym membership because I still had x number of months on my contract. I told them I was unemployed and running out of money and they suggested I pay in advance before my money ran out.

Fuck gym contracts.

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You are a hero

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Ugh you gave me ptsd from when I tried to cancel my la fitness membership ... fucking love this

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This made me laugh out loud. Pain in the butt for you, but I'm glad you were pushed to your limit and had this story to share with us as a result. Companies making it hard to cancel memberships and agreements is truly absurd, although it's kind of like life ain't it? Once you're in, it's not that easy to get out.

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Love this! Spot on!

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